I can't lie, bluesky is pretty nice. Discovery feels like it's actually functional, and it's got the growth. And fuck twitter.
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Eh, I really didn't care for Mastodon.
Do you know ays good memesters on there? I got dropped into the science/open source algo. I need to add some funny
Milf Messenger needs to join the fediverse
AKA Alovoa (upcomingly)
Full of scammer bots there.
Alovoa: full of scammer bots and few awkward nerds
We can fend them off if we could self-host the hell out of it...
Mastodon: Independent, Libre, Federated
Man, I love frogs.
I accidentally told my wife about it
As of time of commenting:
Top free
Top social
That other search term
Edit: USA Apple App Store
Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Pssst, it's a meme, milf messenger isn't real bro. Ya did a whole book report on a joke homie.
I was looking for Blue Sky!
And until I searched I didn’t know how many cougar apps the App Store had. So much better off now.
It's okay, we were also hoping for its existence.
Top rated apps are region dependent.
Good call, edited
USA Apple App Store
Holy shit that was a fast article
I'm mostly just impressed at whoever came up with a plausible-looking and fairly professional icon for it.
Who is using threads? And who other than guys are using milf messenger? And wtf is bluesky?
And who other than guys are using milf messenger?
Your mom
If there were no women on milf messenger there would be no milfs to message.
Checkmate, liberal.
Nah, in this case the M in MILF stands for “Men.” It’s obviously an app for gay males hookups. That’s the real reason why wives aren’t allowed to join.
I'm not seeing it. (android user)
It’s not a real app and not a real chart.
well shit ._.
Look at my reply to the op.
The one with the M was the open source and federated one, correct?
I just love how literary no one involved even acknowledged the existence of Threads lmfao.
I used to see people having some sort of threads number on their instagram profile, now sometimes i forget that even exists lol
It's the same number on every Instagram profile
you did 🙀
Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)
The latter is correct, no?
In the secondary, new-age definition of "literally" yes that's true.
We lost the war for "literally". It's now just an emphasis word. The definition is mind bending:
1)in a literal manner or sense; exactly.
2)informal; used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.
On the bright side less people use "absolutely" incorrectly than before.
Sure, but where in the image do you see someone acknowledge the existence of Threads?
literally is objectively correct in this context
Literaryly
i haven't heard of anyone actually using it, but I've heard of people using the others
... MILF Messenger?