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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

If this has happened to you more than once you are the problem.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Do you want me to go the speed limit? Because that's how you get me to go the speed limit.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago

👌👍🤣 internet tough guy. Both of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Get off the phone you fucking imbecil. Stop making people's days any worse than they need to be.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Do you not understand what, "the second the light turns green" means?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's natural to take a second before taking off, either unintentionally or intentionally due to safety. Maybe leave on time to account for those extra few seconds that they are holding you up.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

How often does this happen?

Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I missed the change of the first traffic light I stopped at when I had just bought my first car, I had stopped so the light was hidden behind my rearview mirror, got a deserved honk

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yup. Every time I see a post like this I know exactly who it is.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

I’ve had this happen at least a few times. Each time it was because someone was in the crosswalk they couldn’t see and thought I was just being a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Eh, I've seen it happen too, more than once. To be staring at the traffic light behind a line of cars and hear someone in front honk immediately when the light turned green. It is ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

This meme is about you, isn't it?

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