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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, green means go!11! Even there's an old lady that just didn't finish crossing yet, she just had to do it in the few seconds allowed.

My favorite one is people honking at other drivers for not blocking an intersection because "it's green!". I don't know the term in English but in French it's a mix of intersection and blocage. Like, if the light is green but there is no space to advance because of gridlock, some apparently like to make it worse by advancing their car in an intersection and sit there while it turns red, and thus blocking the intersection. BuT It WaS GreEn!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Physicists have discovered that the shortest division of time possible is the time between the light turning green and the car behind you honking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh American lights don't go amber first, just straight to green.

Also those shorts made my blood pressure rise.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I live in an area where I think the worst drivers in the US live. I absolutely hate people who honk as soon as the light turns green. You don't know what I can see, you don't know if it is safe to go. Because sometimes it isn't. I've had to learn to still look both ways after the light turns green because almost once a week (and I only drive 2-4 days most weeks) I see someone completely blow the red going 60 in a 45.

I also blame phones for traffic, because it goes the other way too. Why did you miss that green, because 3 people in front of you were on their phones. I usually give a slow 5 count before giving a beep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honk at immediate green warrants a very slooooooow take off. Bonus points if they spin out into a utility pole to get around you.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you truly want to be petty, sit until it’s a late yellow before you go. They’ll be stuck at the red. I wouldn’t do it if there’s anyone stuck behind the honker, but if it’s just the two of you then it’s an easy way to be very petty. It’ll piss some people off so badly that they’ll be liable to run the red.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

Ever seen a Japanese sports car go from 0 to 6 in 15 seconds? Honk at me when I'm on the line and the light just turned green and I'll show you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This is (or was) a trending meme thing. I would just assume the person honking at me the splitsecond the light changes is just trying to get some SM clout.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Do you see this little pedal under your right foot? Just fucking use it and nobody will be honking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Motherfucker, if you're at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

i will never understand why us traffic lights go immediately from red to green. you have a whole-ass third light to use for signaling that the light is about to change, so people don't have to floor it due to an unexpected change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's because practically nobody here drives a car with a manual transmission, and the reason for those in Europe is (or originally was) to give drivers notice when they need to get back into gear.

A knock-on consequence of this is that nobody in the US knows how to drive, they just point the wheel vaguely in some direction and mash the skinny pedal. If they don't get the result they wanted, they stomp on the pedal harder. You ought to watch chucklefucks try to drive in the snow, especially those with SUVs and muscle cars with rear wheel drive. People treat the throttle as if it's the "make the car go in the direction I'm looking button" and the rest of us know that's not how it works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

surely traffic lights pre-date automatics?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Drivers in the US would start treating that middle light as go and we'd be right back to square one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You don't need to do a lot of enforcement to change that behaviour. And you can do the enforcement with red light cameras

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Fuck red light cameras and fuck you for suggesting them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Red light and/or speed cameras are banned in many parts of the US, because courts have repeatedly ruled that they’re unconstitutional. The constitution’s sixth amendment guarantees the right to argue against your accuser in court. This was originally intended to prevent secret surprise court rulings, which the British used against Americans leading up to and during the revolution; The crown would accuse people of crimes and try them without any notice. When they obviously failed to show up to court, they were found guilty in absentia and arrested.

Regional courts have repeatedly banned the cameras, by ruling that because people can’t argue against an inanimate object, the object can’t accuse people of crimes. Basically, the constitution says you have the right to get your day in court, and some courts have interpreted that to mean the automated cameras violate that right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's weird. Isn't the accuser in that case the police or whoever is in charge of those cameras? The camera just provides evidence, doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Isn't the accuser in that case the police or whoever is in charge of those cameras?

If it were a cop pulling you over and writing a ticket, sure. It would be that cop. They can show up in court and stand as a witness for you to cross-examine. But if the entire system is automated, which specific cop is the accuser?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Is the system completely automated in the US? We still have people from that department going through each picture, checking if there is indeed a violation. That person will then type out your license plate and a letter is sent to you.

If you pay, it's done. If you don't pay you will have to show up to court and make your case, while they will show up with that picture and date/time as proof.

The accuser in that case is the person that read the license plate from the picture.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

In many localities voters have used initiative powers to ban red light cameras and in some jurisdictions red-light camera fines are deemed constitutional violations because the US Constitution requires those accused of crimes to be able to "confront their accuser" in court which is not possible if the accuser is a machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

seems like a pretty good reason for revoking a licence to me

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never happened to me before. Light goes green and I go. Why is driving so difficult for people

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

While it is rude to honk immediately when the light turns green, it is also true that taking too long to accelerate when the light changes severely reduces traffic flow and causes congestion. And this is commonly caused by distracted drivers. You are supposed to release your brake and begin moving at roughly the same time as the car in front of you, i.e. when the car in front of you turns off their brake lights or when the traffic signal turns green if you're in the front.

Edit: "Too long" realistically means anything more than half a second. If everyone's reaction time was one second it would reduce the number of cars per green light probably by half. That doesn't mean it's polite to honk after half a second but if your reaction time is that bad you should not be driving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I wasn’t honked at but some guy shouted at me from the other lane ‘You can go now dick lips’. Like what? I was turning left and they were waiting to go straight. This all took place in the span of time it took me to press the clutch and put the car in gear. I was already moving before they even finished that sentence.

Mind you this is an intersection that’s 4 lanes wide(total road width) on the side I was on and 6 lanes wide for what I was crossing. It’s not even a block from an exit ramp from a 12 lane expressway where the traffic light is obscured from an overpass for a train. It’s horrendously designed. To say people blow that light on the regular would be an understatement. I’m gonna take those 2 seconds. There wasn’t even anybody behind me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you stopped on the rail tracks by any chance?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

train driver?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

If this has happened to you more than once you are the problem.

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