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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Kill the Moon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Moon!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Throw rocks at parked cars. Repeat until you feel better or your ass gets rightfully kicked.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago

Damaging pollution machines is always the right thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

rightfully? depends on the cars

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hint. Choose an angle !=90° when hurling the rocks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alternatively, have a horizontal acceleration of >0 after throwing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yes. Or try to accelerate the rock to escape velocity (compensate for air friction) and get the chance to really hit the moon as a bonus (and sore muscles).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why didn't you start with that!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

This isn't how wicca works.

You can't swear at the moon. That's too much bad energy. You want that negative energy coming back at you 3 fold?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Love me some obvious plant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Obvious plant!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Obligatory

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I WALKED ON YOUR FACE! RETURN TO THE NIGHT!