this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Legally sold as "soap"!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Sound like someone shops for dildoes and got inspired

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

That’s like that episode of Nathan for You where he opens up a cafe called Dumb Starbucks that sells art exhibit cups that come with coffee inside. Health inspectors shut him down quick.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ok, but how true is this actually? I can't find any references to this other than on lemmy or mastodon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's not, the community [email protected] just has it backwards. They are low quality lies, but the phrasing of the community makes it seem like it's true statement in a low-quality wrapper.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Look on a bag of Doritos.

Do you see a list of ingredients and nutritional value? That's because they are regulated by the FDA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

As true as reality tv.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So this is in fact, a low quality lie.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I love those compilations on YouTube of him... I just stumbled on them the other day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSApAHakg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

If you expected more from this community, that's on you haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It could be true, if Doritos didn't have people eating the chips in their commercials.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Doritos also have high structural integrity, being triangles and all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You can use them as fire starters too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That's what gives them the crunch!