this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, this one got me off guard.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Trying to keep up with you

But I don't know if I can do it

Oh, no! I've bread too much!

I haven't bread enough!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Consider this

Consider this, the fight of the century

Consider this, the peck

That brought me to my knees, failed

What if all these rock doves come

Flailing around?

Now I've bread too much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Singing it aloud really makes it shine