Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve
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I don't think this is a real tweet.
i don't use twitter so i couldn't say. i also don't care tho. i'm gonna say kirk has a shitty doodoo ass either way and it's probably true
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God they really don't have anything against him, do they?
Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go "I don't care what he is, he's making life affordable and he's hot".
Call him an antisemite and people go "Alright good fuck Israel" or go "But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate".
Call him a Muslim and people go "yeah and?".
Say he's going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go "Yeah fuck em if they stay they're paying their taxes or getting Luigi".
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I put all my food in a bowl and eat it like a pig at a trough
if it's good enough for dogs it's good enough for people
seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"
it was working too well
Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.
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what kind of rice
Biryani
Better have been brown. The low fibre content of the others would make the anus scratching an even more dangerous endeavour
Being kept up at night thinking about Mamdani scratching his anus is definitely something. Is this real?
Everyone who thinks Charlie has a point is free to bring it up with Zohran; Zohran has said he's spoken to former Trump voters to ask them what it would take to get them to vote for him and he listened to them. Other people are fearful they're going to be unable to afford their housing costs, are struggling to feed their families, and are worried about their healthcare concerns, and others still are also ignorantly concerned with Zohran's stance against Israel being an ethnostate, but please, go ahead and share your deep concerns that he eats with his hands to him; out of all the pressing issues people have to contend with, whether Zohran eats with his hands or cutlery is up there among the most pressing of them. In fact I'm sure it'll sound less stupid when you say it out loud to him than it does in your head or in writing.
I never wash my hands either whats the big deal?
Charlie Kirk stink palms his enemies
smear campaign
So 
just got shit on his hands all day?
in his cheeks. on his hands.
charlie kirk never walked by a construction site at lunch time??
the dirtiest hands eating sandwiches and chips raw dog
Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?
With a fork and knife like the clown he is.
I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.
What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he's stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork
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I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.
And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?
Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?
Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.
No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.
If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?
What a racist.