i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet.. haven't had to itch in over a year now and I'll never go back
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Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.
11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.
EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2
15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”
In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)
I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.
With his feet like a civilized man
I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes
maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands
when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog
ngl I did notice it because I am a dainty midwestern lad, but my first thought was "wait did they not give him any bread?"
I eat my lunch by scooping it with flatbread almost every day, and the whities at work still stare at me for it
Yes but those are white foods
Is rice not white in southern Asia?
the yellow filter Hollywood always applies in post makes everything look sort of beige
Chinese grey rice
Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.
I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.
Charlie Kirk's opinion on India and the people within may surprise you. You may want to take a seat for this one.
It wouldn't surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.
He fingers his hole right before interviews is the implication
whom amongst us
I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.
Fingers are just the forks of our hands anyways, western cutlery is dumb OH YOU DIDNT USE A FORK yeah fuck you Charlie
if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie
Time for his de-worming treatment.
Ivermectin
But that would kill all his fans!
Wait! I support this plan!
This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk's lower intestines.
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