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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just as a reminder that even if you turned an entire atom into pure kenitic energy, you wouldn't even see a flash.

Math stuff:

So E = M c^2

I'll choose a carbon atom because it's a round number (don't think about that statement too hard)

So carbon has an atomic mass of 12 atomic mass units. In grams (divide by Avagadro's number) is 1.992 E-23 grams.

Shove that into E=mc^2 and you get 1.790 nanojoules, which is 4.974 E-16 kilowatt-hours. Or at 12¢ per KWH is 5*E-15 cents of power.

So to power a 500 watt gaming rig, you'd need to burn about 20 nanograms of carbon at 100% efficiency, per hour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My childhood fear was getting the vaccine shot for the swine flu which was a big issue in the mid 70's. My 5th grade class received new text books and there was a photo of a kid getting the vaccine shot. Instead of a needle it was delivered by a big device that looked like an uzi machine gun and I was terrified of it. Time passed and I never got the shot. That's when I learned how the news works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have nothing to worry about while I'm in bermuda. I mean I'm not exactly triangle-shaped. Didn't these people ever have toys as kids? Sheesh!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And the triangle goes in…

The square hole!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will never not cringe at "on accident" instead of "by accident"

euchhhh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

To imagine you wrote this sentence by purpose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where does this this linguistically phenomenon come from?

Is it a mistaken use of "an accident" with the preposition to reflect the personal involvement?

Mistakes like "Could of" make sense to me because in my accent "could of" and "could've" are identically voiced.

I can also completly understand where we get "alot" because alot is just the beginning of an acorn, minus a few hundred years of lazy pronunciation behind it (an oak corn =acorn)

Google is telling me it's because younger people will use "on accident" as an antonym for "on purpose". That sounds feesible as an origin. Now I'm questioning if "by intent" is grammatically correct, I've been staring at words too long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"By intent" doesn't look right to me, I would've said "with intent".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's even funnier when you remember that like 99% of all matter is empty space, and electrostatic force is what keeps everything from sliding past everything else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: The Bermuda Triangle actually lives in your closet and plans to get you in your sleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But, it told me it lived under my bed?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Something under the bed is drooling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's a triangle, so it's under your bed, in your closet, and in the attic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Neutrinos: tf is an atom I’ve never seen one

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't forget quicksand... I spent all my childhood afraid of falling into it. Somehow it was an unwarranted concern.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I hate sand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

See I always knew it was fine because I was never in as jungle or swamp, because that's where it always is in movies and cartoons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just stick to elements lighter than iron and you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

My uncle told me he sailed through the Bermuda Triangle all the time. I thought he was full of crap.

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