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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Zoidberg has a friend!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago
  • unless you live in Australia. We had to censor Peppa Pig for spreading this pro-spider propaganda. That said, there hasn't been spider or snake deaths in years, due to antivenom. Will still hurt like hell though.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

I bet he just won't shut up about Dogar and Kazon, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

spider rave noises

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I'd love to have a talking, horse-sized spider as a friend. 🙁

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It's a reference from "Spaceman" with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.

Here's the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus

The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.

https://youtu.be/aCG8NPh5G5w

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

With proportional spider strength? Jesus Christmas. You'd be unstoppable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think you're underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you're nothing but a snack to such a creature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me

[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In the spider's defense, those are some bad roaches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I blame the schools

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've had a giant spider in my bathroom for months. Eventually, her little boyfriend moved in. They caught so many flies (I live in a barn). Sometimes, I'd walk in, and she'd have one in her mouth like a dog. I accidentally killed them diatomaceous earth recently because I was getting rid of ants. 🥲

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Its the charlottes web universe, with the old yeller ending.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 hours ago

Yeah but by season 2 they're best friends.