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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The melted bread

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Idk, I've seen some chocolates for sale at sex shops that definitely appeared to have genders, but maybe I was just making assumptions.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beautiful graphic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.