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Efficient Seed Extraction (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

You don't need to see the background to know that this must be in a hospital somewhere. Perfectly executed!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remove the pumpkin seeds so you can fill the pumpkin with your seed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

But only if you're a trans girl...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Can't do this with a coconut though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ever seen someone pick fruit out of an enteric fistula?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No but thanks for the new Pornhub search sugge… ugh I can’t even finish the sentence

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure I've heard reliable reports of stoma gonorrhoea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that an ostomy bag?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Anything can be an ostomy bag if you try hard enough

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a colostomy bag. That is something that can be attached to a surgically installed outlet in your colon to collect poop. This is necessary for some medical conditions.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the explanation

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it.