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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I misdispronounciate words as a hobby.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We’ll always have the time we heard a podcaster pronounce the name of the town “Stroke-on-Tent”.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

"Never take your friends for granite."

"It's alright, Alex. I know you're not made of stone."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My friend wants to know how you actually pronounce “fugue”. What a dumb friend, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Well, all this feels a bit weird to me as a european. Americans and british pronounce it as f-you-g, but it's a french loan word, in french /fyg/ (y as in the last letter in particularly). The word itself however comes from the latin fuga, and in german and a lot of other languages the word is fuga or fuge. Fuga is of course pronounced foo-gah (well, not exactly, but close enough) so...I wouldn't laugh that hard at someone mispronouncing the word in "English" if I were them is my point I guess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I could imagine somebody thinking of the word "segue" and thinking "Ah, so 'fugue' must be pronounced fug-way."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh, fuck. I just had one of those, 'Duh!' moments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

RobWords? Yep, RobWords. He's got some interesting video's!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Jokes on them I mispronounce words I learned from reading in ways not supported by the spelling

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the one hand ... “Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.”

On the other hand.. what else are friends there for?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We were playing some game (don't even remember what) back in 2005 and I read a card that said Lebron James as "Lee-bron James".

My wife will not let this go. It's been almost a full 2 decades, but anytime Lebron is mentioned in any context whatsoever, my wife will give me that look like "haha Lee-bron. You moron."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’m ruined on “Lee-“ anything. , because I think of Leeroy Jenkins. Now I’m just imagining Lebron just charging into every play with no strategy, shouting “Leeee-bron James!”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Haggis and fugu, that's food for cult eaters
Jim Jones, Father Yod, Charles Manson, they're cult leaders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My mind still reads it 'foogoo'. Just because I correct it in speech doesn't mean my mind knows and yearns for a better way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A dear friend once said, "Let's go to the mall and get some of those Bavarian peck-ins

Chris, if you're reading this, I'm still loling, bro. 25 years, still loling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't even tell what it was supposed to be

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Malls by me had little kiosks that would sell Bavarian pecans.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

At church, they read the part where Jesus heals the leapers.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (10 children)

One dnd session, the dm described the room as having flaming braziers. He pronounced them as "brassieres."

We never let him forget.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I still mispronounce those words from time to time, and I bloody well know how they're supposed to be said.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I did that once, but I'm pretty sure my group has long since forgotten

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Had a DM that did the same thing. A different dm pronounced chitin as chai-tin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The DM for Critical Role did that in one of the early episodes. I think that if you're making a podcast, you should check your words for pronunciation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

How are you going to bring up early CR Matthew Mercer without his most infamous pronunciation gaffe?

Sigil* as "siggle". If I were at that table, I'd still be ribbing him about it (good-naturedly, of course).

^*SIJ-uhl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I imagine Dan Carlin gets a lot of crap over "Makedon" instead of "Macedon" just because he's being extra

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I learned chitin from playing Morrowind. Pronounced it like "chit in" (like in "chip"). But also my local dialect/accent tends to drop pronouncing t's so it came out more like "chi'in". To this day it's an active effort to pronounce it correctly if I ever have to say it out loud

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Okay, so I've just realised I've been pronouncing this wrong.

So I've been pronouncing it "chit in", probably as above - perhaps halfway between "chicken" and "shit in".

Apparently it's pronounced "kite in".

Not that it's a word that crops up too much, but I've almost certainly made other people say it wrong too :(

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

What else are friends for!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My friend once put the emphasis on the first syllable of pedantic, and correcting him was probably the single greatest joy I’ve ever felt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

So it was ped-antic? I wonder if it's antics by children or pedestrians

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