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Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Back in my day we just used nail polish

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Conker’s bad ferrous day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Leprechaun Trump just can't stop cheating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Thats what Trump looks like without the makeup!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/q8CYrM9xkUc

Crazy stuff

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

That’s the most British shit ever

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's nuts!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cracker of a sport

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Call me in-deciduous, but I can't tell if I'm entertained or nut. Maybe I'm just being a whiny little beech...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I knew it!