If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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If the person was a frog? Yes
The Shawshank Beetle
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Speed run as survival instinct.
Reverse Lemmiwinks
Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.
Sideologically speaking that hole isn't on the top
We all are... Well, unless you happen to be a starfish
Starfish is a sphere?
Most creatures are a tube. Food goes in one end and out the other... Well, not starfish
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?
Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.
How does it not suffocate?
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.
Colon any% no major glitches
id call that a major glitch but ok
Ain't no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
id call that out of bounds but ok
I'd ask you to clarify why it's out of bounds but ok
Gotta get Isma’s tear first it’s crucial for the run bro
The Taco Bell beetle?
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that's on you, not taco bell.
Taco bell hasn't given me the shits since i quit drinking.
Same but also because I haven't felt the desire to get taco bell without having been drinking first.
Pfft, ever heard of epomis beetle?
That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."
Ah shit, here we go again
Got inspired and made it into an image
*Ah, here we go shit again
"Go on, eat me. See what happens."
"I'll digest you!"
"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
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