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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything bar the bread and cheese.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sir,,, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

True. I just swear I've seen a story about something similar happening.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.

How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that's how we got here.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No. Meatballs, sauce, olives, and sliced tomato.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with garlic parmesian sauce.

I know. I'm weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That's not weird. I always have olives and mushrooms on my pizza.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

My favorite pizza is hard to get in the United States. It's corn and onions.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

!notopbutok

And that sounds really good! It's probably super savory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yummy yum

I like cheese with basil best.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a food crime from hell!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bacon vanilla is good though

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