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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tuna melts are pretty delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Extra mayo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fon master Ion lives on in his replicas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I'd still vote for it over trump

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is just an ad for subway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They're going for the "I only eat there ironically."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Olive Garden

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck subway

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he's holding the phone with?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly. Safe as safe can be.

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