Because those hunks never survived the movie.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
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My wife.
Your wife is the opposite of mine. She's always trying to get me to wear tighter, skimpier clothing. I'm a product of the 90s; I like my oversized t-shirts and baggy jeans, okay?
She's fine with tighter shirts, but those hot-pants? Nah, she hates them and threatens to cut them into pieces when I talk about buying a pair, even though they look so comfortable.
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We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.
I'm good with my plain black t-shirt that's long enough to serve as a dress because I'm fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I'm wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.
Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn't swim.
Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there. Cheers mate.
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
They will be moist for you.
The shape of my body.
Lotta people here have some body dismorphia
It does seem like short shorts are coming back.
Bring back the treasure trail!
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We live in a society.
I dress like this in the summer as a nonbinary person
Understanding dryer settings.
Because eww, I don’t want to
Dad bod.
How are you gonna show off your sweet dad bod with out a crop top?
Joke's on you - we're all into that nowadays.
I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.
Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.
That’s the point!
Exercise
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
How does one find a sports themed gay bar? Asking for a friend.
they're a majority; just go to any city in a red or purple state.
My fragile masculinity 😔
I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.
Gym was .... embarrassing.
I don't want to show anyone up
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
All those pockets too small to carry a phone.
I'm not old enough =(
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?