My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
Fat
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
I don't want to be killed off like them?
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
not being a hunk, for starters... but also it looks uncomfortable
It's too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn't change in a few months.
You know, maybe I could have changed that in the last few months. Eaten better, exercised more. I guess the truth is I wasn't expecting this repost.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Because I'd look like this:
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Randy bobandy's dad?
Is that Lukashenko?
Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
Beer belly
I don't drink or eat a lot of carbs, I am trim and lean. But I still wouldn't dress like that simply because bare midriff doesn't look good on men unless you're fully trying to imitate the 80's movie aesthetic for laughs.
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
I don't have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
Thankfully, other men.
I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?
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