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Anglesey man with tortoise pornography gets suspended sentence (www.bbc.co.uk)
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A man caught with extreme animal pornography, including videos depicting sexual acts with a tortoise and a horse, has been handed a six-month suspended sentence.

James Owen, 30, from Llanfechell, near Amlwch, Anglesey, had also pleaded guilty to having an indecent image of a young girl in the most serious category of child sexual abuse.

Owen told police the extreme animal pornography had been sent to him "as a joke" and he insisted he had not viewed the child abuse image.

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They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.

Mr Edwards said Owen claimed not to know the animal images were illegal.

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The court was told alcohol played a significant role in Owen’s offending and he had been undergoing rehabilitation sessions to address the problem.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I would have expected that he'd have to shell out for a huge fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.

I assumed they mean a person having sex with different animals, but one could read that as saying there's a cray video of a dog, a tortoise and a horse having a threesome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever headcanon helps you sleep at night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's... that's not a thing that helps me sleep at night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gets you too excited, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You could say that, yeah.

Ever heard of the Enumlaw horse sex case?

Fucking Boeing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well, well. Looks who’s come out of his shell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I’m vaguely curious, but I don’t think I want to actually know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Time for the ultimate rhetorical question.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First you need a stepladder...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How big is this tortoise??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I could have sworn it said 'horse'!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

...but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.

Slowly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Colacan me crazy.

Sorry had to, I'll stop.