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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Aah..... Embrace absurdism.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I miss Nihilist Arby's.

"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance

Eat Arby’s"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying it's not just me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have had a snickers and it is just you. Eat a verification snickers and you can be just like me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm only 25!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won't stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn't have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.

Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of "big picture" reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry you feel that way too, I'm in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like... I'm just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don't hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you just need a Snickers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

actually I'm allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can't eat them due to allergy warnings)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also has allergen warnings.

You'd be shocked how much candy that doesn't contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But it's smooth and creamy!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

One more plastic wrapper for the fire!

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