this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Usually I gotta put my rocks in a pipe for them to work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

My rock collection:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Used to move a LOT. Had a gallon bucket of various rocks and rock-like oddities I had collected from various places, about 3/4 full. Mom dumped it during one move.

I still miss my old collection.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I don't collect rocks but i feel the same about my little silly collection of figures.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Oh shit, did anon just prove all those crystal loving hippies were right the whole time?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Nice mineral collection, and nice Prusa ;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I've collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Love the one on the top left.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

He keeps 'em safe! There's 2 others, but they're hidden in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

now I have jealousy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You just have to clean out the gravel and you could display a collection or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

i would like to show you my gravel collection

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anon hit rock bottom and thrived.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Anon is moss.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Surely you jest.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago

Anon works for the DEA

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Anon is Hank

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

JESUS CHRIST MARIE! THEY'RE MINERALS!