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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.

Even the bathroom- chandelier.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Is the first pic supposed to be a garage?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn't understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

The thumbnail made it look like a pool with chandeliers, I'm not sure this is better.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I guess when you have double-height rooms, you have to use that space for something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

In this case, they went with weather formation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

No way, this is peak Boomer, guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Things like this remind me that rich people have the absolute worst fucking taste imaginable. Assuming they have any taste beyond "maximally expensive" like they're pre-modern nobility.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Even pre modern nobility had ideas like gothic architecture vs Gregorian or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Well, if you have high ceiling rooms, a chandelier looks better than some flat lights somewhere up there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have encountered that so many times in otherwise normal houses. I don't get it. Toilets can overflow, showers and sinks can leak. Why would you do that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Some people really enjoy a slowly rotting subfloor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I mean I don't, but...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My house had carpet when I moved in. Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - that noise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ours too. Most of it has been replaced with laminate flooring. Nice to be able to clean a floor with a broom and you can deal with most stains with a mop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

is this place flooded?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

they should make counterstrike levels out of bad real estate like this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

i think someone just took counterstrike levels and made bad real estate out of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I thought it was filled with water from a hurricane at first glance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Does it come with a roomba drone to dust all those chandeliers?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Sedona, AZ. Say no more.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

It feels more like a community center than a home

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

With all the chandeliers you sure to have at least one not working in a given time.

Cozy little place, I do hope 27 parking spaces would be enough. The scenery is outstanding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The first pic makes me think of Eastern Europe / just straight up Russia

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And they're ALL DIFFERENT

Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it's become one

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's like it's a chandelier display store for very elite customers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That carpet is filthy. They didn't even vacuum it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'm not even sure if that's carpet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

They bought one and Amazon fucked up and sent a pallet.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I find a cloudy look in them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Paris, TX was not enough so they made their own Versailles, AZ

[–] [email protected] 107 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Jeez. At first glance I thought that first pic was an indoor swimming pool.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So what is the pic showing then, just a polished blue floor in some living room-type area?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I'm guessing it's supposed to be a... dance hall? Or maybe a big dining room or something? But yeah. I think it's just a polished floor.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

There's even fish stickers on the shower door lol

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