481 grams of calcium per 100 grams of nettle

"What if we boned under the nettle ~~bouquet~~ shrub?"

Aww Yiss spank that skeleton ass with dat nettle bush! 🥵

now I have to think of salad fingers

They're also delicious. One of my favorite spring greens back in Europe. Can't buy them in the US though.

Stinging nettle tea goes hard I hear

Nettles are easily removed of their stinging property by drying or cooking. Light streaming even does it

The chinese nettle is also the same plant that makes ramie fabric, which is like linen, but more durable. It's been around for thousands of years, which I think is cool.

There's a nettle eating championship in Dorset England.

There was apparently a new record set this year.

Ms Hodges, who travelled from Wales, said she was surprised and happy to have won again, although her hands were still painful. "My voice is also an octave or two deeper and I'm a bit huskier," she said. "I did really sting the inside of my mouth and your tongue goes a really funny colour but I was concentrating more on the pain in my hands, so I probably forgot about my mouth. "The dryness is the tricky thing, and chewing them. I think it depends what the weather has been doing - this year they have been a bit hard to chew."