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Socially Awkward Rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

This is so scary, perfect timing for spooky season. You gotta keep up that outer image...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

not worth it

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could lay down on the tracks, right?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Don't worry guys Nijika aka Dorito will come and save the day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

See, this is where you need a super hero persona; all masked super heroes are confirmed socially awkward!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I rather tie my self up and pick a spot than get stuck interacting with a stranger for 5 seconds.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But maybe you wont stop it in time for some of them, so then the families of those few in the front that died will forever hate you for not stopping it slightly sooner.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Get in front of the train so you don't have to make a decision

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, that is also a decision.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The only valid option.

I second this..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's not an option. Sorry guys!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

This one seems especially unsolvable...

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

stop the train and run for your life, don't let them get to you

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?

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