Morning people are just night people who now have children
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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I feel this with all my being and I hate it.
I'm a turd in the morning. Nothing good is done.
I wanna go to bed at 1am and wake up at 9, but now I can't.
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Me sneaking into the sleeping room to not wake up my wife who has already been sleeping for 3 hours.
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My wife yelling "get out of the bed, it's already 9am!" in the morning.
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Please share this knowledge with everyone (irl too), even for the oppressed class this might be a PSA!
DROPOUT MENTIONED
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Fuck yeah I am, now get out of bed, we’re gonna be on the trail by dawn
What the fuck, chronobiology sounds badass how is this a real field
For a hot moment I though it said chernobiology ... and when I actually read it I was still interested!
Isnt that what the scientists in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. do when they study the animals of the zone.
Here's a podcast if you're interested:
Feel Better, Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee: #479 The New Science Of The Body Clock: How To Boost Your Immune System, Reclaim Your Energy & Improve Your Mental Health with Dr Kristen Holmes
Episode webpage: https://drchatterjee.com/479
Media file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/p6315/traffic.megaphone.fm/FBLM7950292182.mp3?updated=1727174570
I call that bullshit until owls give up the monopoly on every fucking fun event/gathering you can attend. Meeting with friends? Yeah let's do this in the fucking night!! Concert or a party? God damn midnight would be sufficient. What? You want to have a fun time at reasonable time of fucking day? Boo opressor go to hell
That's because nigh owls are counter culture.
Only when I can have 24/7 Taco Bell again. I dont want Nacho Fries at 4 in the afternoon I want them at 3 am on a Wednesday.
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You're saying that and yet the farmers market closes at 12pm. That shit is my fun, and yet I'm too sleepy to appreciate it
Monopoly my ass. You morning people are just too lame to organize things that don't fucking suck.
Every once in a while someone forces me awake on a weekend morning, and I'm appalled by how eventless and boring it is until like noon anyway.
Ha, come hang with me in the summer on a Saturday. We’ll start climbing a 14,000 foot mountain (thats like 4600 meters for my EU friends) at 5/6am with intent on reaching the peak before 12. Why 12? Because the afternoon thunderstorms are rolling in and lets just say lightning is electrifying at 14000…. Well, at any height really.
Boring, never.
You've cured my insomnia. Thanks for the snooze.
(I'm just horsing around, please don't hate me, I love you)
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We're winning the war, you can see here one of the oppressors is demoralized by our brutal tactics
Morning people hit KPIs, I bet you can’t even fucking measure fun.
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