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Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.

The only thing I can guess what the fuck he even means by this is that it's insanely easy to get popular on Instagram; you really just need to hit it 3 times to win.

If I was comparing SM to video games:

Reddit would be GTAV Online because it looks really fun until you actually start playing it a while and realize how fucking abysmal it truly is.

Twitter would be whatever the current most popular mobile bullshit is. Everyone plays it, but nobody would ever say it's actually fun.

InstaGram is Pokemon Snap.

Musk is the E.T. of public figures.

I feel like there’s not a single person Elon’s comparisons would make sense to

The Internet is like… Katamari Damacy?

Lemmy is the Itch.io of social media.

I am trying to think of a mildly entertaining game that was ruined after being purchased by a third party. Maybe Populous? Musk is definitely EA.

X is Toki, something that only the weirdest weirdos can find any value in it but anyone with a bit of self love will immediately avoid.

Instagram is just Farmville over and over.

Reddit is Cookie Clicker, but you're a worker in the cookie factory.

I dunno, twitter was more a stardew valley running the Joja route; but then it turned into X which was more of a Concord - so much money pumped in and so little quality.

Bro is trying to act like we forgot about his disgusting Elden Ring build he shared

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

Current world trends are the Deus Ex of socioeconomic ideologies.

Oh yes, that was from the times when any game that was a bit more difficult was compared to Dark Souls.

LOL twitter is daikatana

If twitter were a video game, it'd be Homie Rollerz.

I am the Armored Core 6 of my friend group, obviously

What does he even mean by this???

I am the Red Alert 2 of lemmy because I never shut the fuck up about it.

Sorry, Musk. But the order goes like this:

MySpace - Demon Souls, most popular precursor,aid a lot of the groundwork for the following series.

FaceBook - Dark Souls, filled with mad and hollow undead all under the maniacal fist of an uncaring madman who refuses to let the world progress

Tumblr - Bloodborne, the truth lies just behind the veneer for those who can see it, the porn is still there.

Reddit - Lies of P, about half the people who said they played it actually did. Theres so much random shit shoved in here, is that Russian architecture with an old British cop bot? Uh, gnosticism?

Instagram - its actually just the Painted World of Aramis, not a separate game. A beautifully painted, but fake, world that is degrading as time goes on

Twitter - Derelict, low-res models that attempt to look like their inspiration but not well. Developed on an existing platform that already has a shitload of users. Tries to get you to spend money unnecessarily. Is free to use.

Bonus
Lemmy - Hellpoint, faithful to the original, with some unique features. Futuristic designs still impose a feeling of dark forebodence, slay cosmic gods like flies and bring humanity to apotheoses.