Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been watching too much star trek, I read it as a Romulan monument.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no such thing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You're right, I need to watch more, but I don't know how to compress time to fit more viewing hours in a day yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Marbleous!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

and to think I took it for granite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This has got to be Blue from Overly Sarcastic Productions, right?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can some please explain the joke?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Double meaning of relief. Relief is raised part of the otherwise flat scene in the sculpture/ object.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Haha. Nice. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A relief is a type of sculpture:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Til thanks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

lapin compris

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I’d get stonewalled.