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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That phrase isn't used "to make a point", it means that something is not exactly great, that it remains below expecations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We're on Lemmy, I'm surprised this shitpost hasn't already devolved to political discourse. Taking shitposts seriously is Lemmy's milieu.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I was watching an episode of QI once, and one of the panelists was talking about a phrase in Greek that literally translates to, “There is trouble in the Gypsy village,” and is apparently used to indicate something like, “Who gives a shit?” Idioms are a very interesting part of language.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It never occurred to me until now that the toy's case was the yolk. 🤯

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

It's not a jolk if someone has to explain it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably not, because the saying is probably way older than the toy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's... that's not really relevant to their statement though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, it's not the yellow from the egg then.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This image probably scares americans. on the left because they fear for their children and on the right because they can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

As an American, this mostly scares me because I can't read german

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Wait until they hear the one on the right wasn't in the fridge 🙀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Just call it raw and they'll be into it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm from Europe, and while I know I don't need to have my eggs in the fridge I do so anyways. I don't think that the cold will hurt. Maybe they will last even longer!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Same, once they have been cold their protective coating can suffer, so keep that in mind and don't leave them out at a later time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Although, I don't really have any other place to keep them than my fridge, so they'll probably stay there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Americans do a lot of foolish things, but refrigerating their eggs is not one of them.

There is a good reason: eggs are washed before they’re sold in the US, which removes the egg's cuticle (a natural protective coating). This process reduces the risk of bacterial contamination, and, when combined with refrigeration, extends the shelf life of the egg. That matters in a country with a distributed population as geographically vast as the U.S., where food often travels longer distances before reaching the consumer. Refrigerating eggs is a solution to a logistical challenge not present in Europe.

I like to point this out because a European unaware of this difference might visit America, refuse to refrigerate their eggs (believing their own cultural practices to be superior and more "natural") and end up with salmonella. It's ironic because getting sick in another country due to ignorance of local customs, while assuming your own culture is better, is a very American thing to do. I guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As an American, I heard that the euros don't refrigerate their eggs. And I thought "well that's good... One less thing to refrigerate!" And I stopped doing it about 15 years ago.

I have not had salmonella once. Worst case is that about once every two years, I crack a rotten egg into my breakfast scramble and it smells like Satan's hangover farts. But ya know, ya win some, ya lose some.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you can get local fresh eggs you might not need to refrigerate them. We get them from a relative who has a few chickens and more eggs than they can eat to share.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Totally down with that idea. I want to have chickens in my back yard, but I spend a lot of time out of town, so I'd need to figure out how to get my housemates to take care of them when I'm not around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Because my country's egg supply chain makes them require refrigeration.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

It came out a chickens what

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

You monster!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I hope you've brought suncream!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:

"das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten" (this ain't the might in bags)

"damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen" (one won't win a planting pot for that)

"das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor" (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Danish you might say “that’s not something to yell hurrah over” or “that’s not exactly something you would write home about”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

also very nice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend's souffles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

usually my mom uses the first when things/tools/equipment/objects do not work like they intended to do. or simply if she expected more the second one is is usually if someone or something looks ugly or if someone missbehaved or did something wrong. the third is mostly used when something is very ugly, of bad quality, just like in you case, tastes bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

my flavor is fine, i'm just very grainy and mealy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

sorry, i meant in your dear friends souffles case

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