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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Covert conversion therapy by setting you up with the absolute worst of humanity has to offer.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Grindr has been used to out people everywhere from Palestine to Egypt to Chechnya to America, so training a chaotic, insecure LLM on user data seems like the privacy disaster from hell.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

this is just zizek's perfect date but gay and with chatbots

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh for FUCKS SAKE do not let AI in the way of my GENITALS

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Citizen, the computer has removed the need for the pounding sodomy, are you not delighted

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I am delighted! For I won the victory over myself! I fuck Big Brother 🤡🤪🍆✨🐽🎉

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I don't think "going to a random place the algorithm told you to and having sex with whoever else is there" is nearly as common a fetish as it would have to be for this to be anything approaching a viable concept.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No thanks, this pic gets me great enough results as it is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

OK I've got it right! we do DRM, right, but for condoms

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You know how sometimes you use a grocery app and it's fairly obvious that the people writing them don't spend time in grocery stores? I'm getting that same impression here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

App that is plagued by bot accounts thinks that adding more bot-nature will improve quality

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every dating app is full of bots and dead accounts. Comes with the territory.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh hey looks like lemmy is plagued by bots too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A bot unable to perform inference? Absolutely tracks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

so I was digging into your post history to see if you’re just like this all the time, but you saved me the time of having to wade through the rest of your shit:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It’s shit like this that discourages from ever running any sort of service that interacts with the general public. I’m already exhausted by the sheer grinding tedium of the amount of visible tone policing on the internet, and it somehow never occurred to me that it was just the tip of some vast beige fatberg clogging up all the pipes.

Anyway, thank you for hiding the awful realities from the rest of us o7

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

aww the poor pokemon didn’t get even get to evolve to full sealion in public, how embarrassing for it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

asking the manager to see the manager, peak Karen

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does the (straight) CEO not realize how easy it is to get laid off Grindr? It's an Ok Cupid-style grid, and there's a profile flag you can set that literally says "yes please, send me NSFW pics". You can literally send you hole/pole to everyone who would want to see it in a 3 mile radius

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol i wasn't aware he was actually straight

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually I was wrong, the guy is gay and married. But he IS a trumper, so I probably got mixed up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can we declare him straight anyway

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

The representative of the fascist party in Germany says she's "lesbian but not queer". I think it's the same case.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"if we don’t do it, someone else will"

Ohh yes, if Grindr doesn't feed Grindr users's chats, which only the users involved and possibly Grindr itself are presumably privy to, to an LLM, someone else will.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I mean other apps are already doing it so he's right

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

And, of course, we know that once one company uses those chats, it becomes literally impossible for anyone else to use them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now let us embark on a journey and delve right into your asshole and explore the rich vibrant tapestry of your colon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This reminds me that the 'Instructions unclear' jokes are now actually a reality thanks to LLMs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Today in "Fuck this timeline, get me out of this universe, please!" 🫠