Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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you get antihistamines wackin it?
holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though
Movin ur blood around
What about masturbate for sleepy?
Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.
What about sleepy for masturb... ...
"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.
10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.
Or
1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
How do you people have that much energy when you're sick
My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus
Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?
It doesn't for you?
Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to
Let me rack you up a line
Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss
Exercise in general will do this.
For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.
Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that
You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.
It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.
fuck the pain away
It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.
Why not both
If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.
Not the way I do it!
Masturbate while doing weighted squats
Where are you putting the weights..?
;3
I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.