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Every home should have one (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

"SMORK ALAM" sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

https://saynotosmokedetectors.com

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

i prefer smonk alonks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woa-oh black betty

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

AMBEL

RAMPS

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Sounds Australian

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

"Woah oh oh Blek Berty"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,