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If that's the case, then people with the new brains should have their sex organs harvested.
As long as it's made mandatory to cover with insurance so it's available to everyone. The last thing we need is an immortal ruling class.
On the plus side an immortal ruling class might actually start caring about climate change.
... and reduce emissions by wasting the rest. But due to negative selection leading into that upper class they won't be able to manage the planet further despite thinking that they can and will die of hunger eventually.
Hoping real hard that Alternate Carbon is not becoming reality.
I see that you too have heard the prophecy.
Don't worry, going by past history this will be available to any and....uhh, [checks notes] oh, uh-oh.
Oh at this point it seems like we're treating dystopian science fiction as a guidebook instead of a warning.
Someone's getting hangry and needs a Soylent.
Hold on, what color Soylent are we talking about? Is it the delicious, definitely only plants, green flavor?
I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!
Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🤣
After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."
Total mindfuck.
I don't want to live longer, fix my fucking knees and back.
If they make it so I can eat cheese and go outside in summer without drying I'll happy
This would do that.
...fresh cloned bodies...
We don't need immortal billionaires sucking up everyone's oxygen.
If you haven't, you should watch and/or read Altered Carbon.
If you choose to watch, it is my opinion that it's primarily the first season that's worth watching.
Yeah it's not like the rest of the population ever benefits from advances in technology... Oh wait...
Found the immortal billionaire. Your username fools no one, highlander.
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME
zipbomb time
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...
I stopped using shampoo for unlisted purposes.
The final boss of subscriptions