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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that's the case, then people with the new brains should have their sex organs harvested.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (19 children)

As long as it's made mandatory to cover with insurance so it's available to everyone. The last thing we need is an immortal ruling class.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

On the plus side an immortal ruling class might actually start caring about climate change.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

... and reduce emissions by wasting the rest. But due to negative selection leading into that upper class they won't be able to manage the planet further despite thinking that they can and will die of hunger eventually.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, in the most dystopian way possible.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hoping real hard that Alternate Carbon is not becoming reality.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I see that you too have heard the prophecy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, going by past history this will be available to any and....uhh, [checks notes] oh, uh-oh.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh at this point it seems like we're treating dystopian science fiction as a guidebook instead of a warning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone's getting hangry and needs a Soylent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hold on, what color Soylent are we talking about? Is it the delicious, definitely only plants, green flavor?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't want my penis remembering that much.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Total mindfuck.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don't want to live longer, fix my fucking knees and back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they make it so I can eat cheese and go outside in summer without drying I'll happy

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This would do that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

...fresh cloned bodies...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Somebody’s been watching Picard.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We don't need immortal billionaires sucking up everyone's oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

If you haven't, you should watch and/or read Altered Carbon.

If you choose to watch, it is my opinion that it's primarily the first season that's worth watching.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's not like the rest of the population ever benefits from advances in technology... Oh wait...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Found the immortal billionaire. Your username fools no one, highlander.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

zipbomb time

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I stopped using shampoo for unlisted purposes.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

The final boss of subscriptions

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