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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

my cat is reminded many times a day that she is grey. and a litty cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mine hears that he is grey and a pretty good cat. He also hears at least once or twice that his name, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

i blame the toxo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

“Cat.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you draw a line to unite the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing you're right next to a cat when you made this comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dam they've really got my number.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://m.xkcd.com/231/

Alt text: Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago

"I just noticed he's a little guy." ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

... Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Correct. Author must be close-ish to a cat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

The graph is pretty shitty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So you feel like a 0? But seriously, there is no correct way for it. But in this case far on the left makes sense, as that is the reading direction of most, so the joke "lands better".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Warning for everyone: that's a tvtropes link, don't get too sucked in. It's like a black hole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This warning saved my life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

And they know it themselves (warning: also a TVTropes link)