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The shitty thing is that they take down the Halloween decorations to put them up like excuse me I fuckin need those - disposable stuff gets bought the month of, not 3 months out.I throw a Halloween party but I don't have room to put all that consumable stuff around my apartment for months in advance.
Christmas decorations have been out since mid-September.
I fucking hate this. #TAKE BACK AUTUMN
I knew it. November is in cahoots with the Happy Holidays crowd.
Mariah Carey will have something to say about this!
November? My local Home Depot was selling Christmas decorations on September 29th. There should be a law...
People have been buying bags of candy since mid-August for October 31.
That shit stale as fuck now.
I saw a pallet of candy corn at Meijer at the end of July. I bought a bag and it turned out to be the most fresh and delicious bag of candy corn I've ever eaten. Then I realized that all the stale candy corn I usually buy around October and am disappointed in is just super old because it sat around for 3 months before being eaten. So I've decided from now on, I will only enjoy candy corn during peak candy corn harvest in late July early August.
You city boys make me sick!
Up here in God's country we don't go to no dad-blamed, fancy nancy Meijer store for our candy corn. Hell, no! We drive our trucks to the top of the Devil's Mountain of Screaming Insanity and Painful Death; then we hike fifty seven miles through the Unholy Swamp, cross the Bridge of Savage Disembowelment into the Forbidden Plains of Lugubrious Misery, and then, and only then, after proving our strength and manly worth, do we allow our Mommies to give us the candy corn THEY got at Meijer
I enjoyed this immensely.
Yes, that comment totally deserves a "what the f did I just read" (but in a good way!)
Lol, everyone knows candy corn is harvested in July. The stuff you buy in the fall is imported from Peru
for October 31
....right.
Do I, perchance, detect the slightest whiff of...sarcasm?
