upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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I'm a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn't running STUPIDS!
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We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
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Hell yeah I'm writing him in
I'm glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I'll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!
This is a great joke! It took me a second even after I saw the source. Well done!
Ted Kazinski?
Yeah, the mathematician. What about him?
!it's a running gag for the onion!<
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You might know him for his academic papers.
you joke but this is how he's brightly discussed in some circles lol I have seen some concerning publications that refer to him as uncle Ted and other light-hearted names in a similar context
Seems like it's up there with the killdozer Fandom. Casual terrorism... Or living the American dream?
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Among other works
And his cake having tendancies
Im writting in Joe Biden this november 
But a vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Trump!
Based, thank you for your vote
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I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
Its a reoccurring gag.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.
I read your username as "DopeSalad"
Thats not even CLOSE!
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There's some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.
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$50 that Trump rages about this in the next 24 hours thinking Biden is still running.
How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha
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Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.
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Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren't pulling their punches!
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