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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

- took me a moment...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not even American but I've already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that's exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I'm practically a swing state of my own, the way I'm swinging my massive votes around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

I love it.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Finally someone said it. I'm tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Calm down Canada.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

/c/NCD leaking

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

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