How much effort does it take to pay your staff more? Almost none. You don't even actually have to do anything except tell your accountant to raise their pay.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Existing requires effort...
Effort doesn't require effort if I can afford to pay you to stfu and do it because you're already homeless and will be fat soon if you don't get to be able to make your own choices about what you'll eat. Let me be worried about where all this money goes and...and...uh...
Smoke enough money you’ll believe anything the capitalists say. Money: not even once…
Of course Effort doesn't require effort. It requires Ef and Fort.
Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.
Okay, but then you won't be commuting at the same time as everyone else!
Be happy that your local culture isn't 8 to 4 instead of 9 to 5... Bring a night owl sucks here...
7-3:30 here. Lucky bastard with your 8.
I worked 2am-11am before. I wanted to die
Something tells me this is satire.
Something tells me you're very fortunate to not have had to work any minimum wage jobs.
Same shitty thing as a teacher saying your bus being cancelled or late isn't an excuse for coming late to class.
After the pandemic I think a lot of teachers changed our lines. The reality is that people have a lot of reasons to be late or absent. It's the people who are chronically late who have issues, not because the tardy count is important, but because they didn't learn the material that was covered when they weren't in class.
All of which is to say, it doesn't matter if you have a good excuse or a bad excuse. It matters if you're learning what you're supposed to learn.
Well, it bloody hell is! Me not being bothered to get to school in time is also an excuse! It might not be a good excuse, but that wasn't the question
Things that don't require effort:
- copypasta from 2017
I think this is a misquote. I've seen thing like this before and it's supposed to say "things that don't require TALENT"
Yes, I’ve seen that one. This might be either a parody, or some idiot who tried to recreate it
boss, meet no effort spent preparation that I just did in 0 seconds
You know what doesn't take effort? Writing stupid lists like that for other people to follow.
Boss is a lazy SOB.
Management is a rogue AI?
Anyone who says attitude doesn't require effort has never had to deal with people when they are exhausted.
Things That Don't Require Effort
- Staying home
Things that don’t require effort:
- …
- Effort
- …
Hmmm 🤔
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