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We had a classic bot on r/SubSimGPT2Interactive that was trained on discussions about Dwarf Fortress. It was always one of my favorites even though I had never played Dwarf Fortress, and it took me a while to realize that more than half of the absurdity it was generating was due to the game just being like that. GPT-2 was merely shuffling the deck and dealing the cards
Stardew Valley had one that said something to the effect of "fixed the Geneva convention violation"
Translation: he gave the red crosses in the game a different color
Where are the usernames?
This is how my main feed displays stuff.
I could go into each post and view the posts with usernames, times & dates but honestly? Too much work.
Some of the funniest Dwarf Fortress bugs I remember hearing about:
-Cats were dying of alcohol poisoning because they would walk through puddles of alcohol in the tavern, and then ingest it when cleaning themselves
-A hammerer (dispenser of dwarven justice) didn't have a hammer, so when they went to punish a criminal, they bit their arm and tore it off, and then went about their day holding the severed arm in their mouth.
The problem with the cats wasn't that it wasn't that they ingested alcohol cleaning themselves, it was that the numbers were off and they ingested so much they instantly dropped dead from alcohol poisoning
In rimworld (heavily inspired by DF), animals for some reason prefer to drink beer before any other food. It's silly having a pop up tell you your puppy developed cirrhosis.
If I recall correctly, dwarves born in the fortress or arriving as babies remained roughly cat sized throughout their lives, as they didn't actually grow in size while growing up.
One of my favourites was when an EverQuest patch added the command "/stand" to replace the much less intuitive "/sit off".
I think that from now on I am going to use the phrase "sit off" as my new favourite insult. Mostly just to confuse people.
Reminds me a little bit of Minecraft updates.
With Minecraft you have the Herobrine story - a player claimed in a video that another player named Herobrine was showing up in his offline game and causing chaos. He was trying to create a creepypasta rumour that Minecraft was haunted by the creator's dead brother, and probably only failed because he was careless and let himself be caught on audio saying that's what he was doing.
Ever since, the developers occasionally release update notes that include the line 'removed Herobrine'.
There used to be a Twitter account called The Strange Log which regularly posted things like this. Looks like it’s inactive now, though.
While I am not saying this is the reason, quite a lot of Twitter users jumped ship, and a fair number came to Tumblr, when Twitter's new owner took over. They thought Twitter might change and become less welcoming towards them, while Tumblr has always been welcoming to almost anyone who wants to join.
Unless you like porn.
That it true.
But I have noticed that finding porn elsewhere on the web is not actually that difficult. You just turn a corner and there it is.
Less and less of it. And that which remains is more and more generic.
The patch notes for The Sims had to be my favorite.
Ah yess.... Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl & When the meteor hit building every sims will evacuate unless it's school
Children can no longer Woohoo with the Grim Reaper
Population control.
Gotta start young I guess
The werewolves up in the trees shouting down at passersby to repent is a pretty great image
Better than random geese roaming around shouting at Nazgul I suppose........
If they're not telling you in the patch notes it's probably because there is so much code churn that to retroactively document every fixed bug would amount to too much work.
That being said: if you have good git commit messages and pr bodies this process is very much automatic (at least ton GitHub) releases can have a bunch of notes from the merged prs automatically such as "PR #3964 Fixed thing at place when condition".
Also sometimes if I don't want to admit just how badly I screwed up, I put "#Fix 824 : fixed various issues" as opposed to "#Fix824 : fix to repair the fact I put the wrong select statement in the query in the last upgrade" because who wants to have THAT in the notes?