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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I remember being so scared the first time I screwed up my $PATH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

sudo dd if=. /rpi3-aarch64-archlinux.img status=progress of=/dev/sd[tab] [tab] [enter]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

bah, https://github.com/fosslinux/live-bootstrap

you don't even need a terminal or a prompt to bootstrap every tool you need.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

echo $PATH

And alias to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

bash: echo: command not found

bash: alias: command not found

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

echo and alias are both shell commands. If the shell is running (which it obviously still is), those commands should still work, as it does not involve reading data from disk, but from memory.

Edit: I just noticed the picture said cd was not found, which is also a shell built-in. So, I don't know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just tested it in a container. The original screenshot is wrong:

screenshot of them being wrong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Why would somebody lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Switch your calculator with a computer. Try again.

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

need to be more creative with aliasing than "ls"

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I got reminded of it last week after years. What are the chances it came up again. 😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

THANKS!!! I have it bookmarked forever now!

I lost access to it. Thank you for bringing it back to me! Yay!...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was a beautiful read, cheers!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The final line of the one about the VAX machine is so perfect

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