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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I remember being so scared the first time I screwed up my $PATH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

sudo dd if=. /rpi3-aarch64-archlinux.img status=progress of=/dev/sd[tab] [tab] [enter]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

bah, https://github.com/fosslinux/live-bootstrap

you don't even need a terminal or a prompt to bootstrap every tool you need.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

echo $PATH

And alias to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

bash: echo: command not found

bash: alias: command not found

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

echo and alias are both shell commands. If the shell is running (which it obviously still is), those commands should still work, as it does not involve reading data from disk, but from memory.

Edit: I just noticed the picture said cd was not found, which is also a shell built-in. So, I don't know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just tested it in a container. The original screenshot is wrong:

screenshot of them being wrong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why would somebody lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Switch your calculator with a computer. Try again.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

need to be more creative with aliasing than "ls"

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I got reminded of it last week after years. What are the chances it came up again. 😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

THANKS!!! I have it bookmarked forever now!

I lost access to it. Thank you for bringing it back to me! Yay!...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was a beautiful read, cheers!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The final line of the one about the VAX machine is so perfect

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