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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What does a real need a bottle opening for? Just rip it off with your bare hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Anyone got a link for the bunghole wipes?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man facts:

I listen to eurobeat and hard style

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Its quite the norm in parts of Europe.

Had it been hard-core (from hell) i may have judged you but, even then, only as an xtc fiend.

For anyone curious, try dj mad dog : reset

Fair warning, it might be jarring on any mellow you might have going on. Eventually, when you've been raving long enough, you might find that, from time to time, you'll need sounds from the bowels of hell at 200 bpm just to feel something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Speedcore my beloved.

Need me some good ol high bpm music from time to time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No one would blink an eye at a country rock cover of, "Gas gas gas". Hell they'd prob think the original was the knockoff.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A man's music collection should consist of classic rock, country and blues

Does this give anyone else boomer vibes? Also, I suspect this is trying to invoke the Progressive Rock of the 1970s (Kansas, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Supertramp, etc.) and not Buddy Holly, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or, you know, Elvis, The Beatles and the Rolling Stones

But then my man card expired in the early 1990s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I think the "[all pronouns]" in their user name should give you a hint.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got to renew it every six years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Starting from puberty

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a guy, real masculinity is being comfortable with your gender and not becoming uncomfortable because someone else expresses theirs.

Guys, we're workers, and problem solvers. We're also so many more things like fathers, sons, brothers and friends. Masculinity as a concept is outdated. Adapt, overcome, persevere. That's all you need.

Anyone telling you that you're unmanly because you have, or don't have something, or because you do, or don't do something, is either a fool, or selling you something.

Be a man, ignore their bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am a man, therefore everything I do is masculine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You know the most masculine activity I can think of? Going to the beach and digging a hole in the sand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

As a guy, I would like to thank you for this advise.

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