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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If your kid is getting har on hulk tits that's not your biggest problem

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosΓ© wine, no context provided.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of "its' visual depiction of menstrual urine".

It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That reminds of the cout case where Dee Snider basically said if your wife is interpreting our music as "dirty", that's a problem with your wife not the music.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of β€œits’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

This feels like a Mitchel and Webb bit. Hell, if the censors burst into the scene carrying a big piece of blacked out cardboard to hold over the bottle, it would fit into the original Monty Python episode perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

https://www.openbible.info/topics/boobs

Proverbs 5:18-19: Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Proverbs 5:18-19

Whoa. Good Bible.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

A sexy lace bra would be quite the statement piece. Im not against it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna guess "a group of concerned parents" is getting turned on by hulk tities.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Who tf not?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who wants pickles?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I mean, if your squint they look a little like Shrek titties... So, yeah, I get it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Snowflake generation.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Probably icing up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I doubt those parents exist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn, suddenly the aroused teens are now also orphans.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in the group which thinks lingerie is often sexier than being just in the nude. I think this might backfire on the group advocating for this.

Not really into he-hulk titties though, but I'd definitely take some snu-snu from She-Hulk

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was hoping that the producers of 'She Hulk' would go the other way and hire a body double instead of using CGI.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly, Marvel has fired all their good screenwriters and replaced them with overworked/underpaid animators based overseas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm hearing good things about 'Agatha...' and 'The Thunderbolts' looks interesting.

We'll see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You would struggle to find a body double, let alone one that could act.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/JqwvwVPSMI8

Six foot nine inch tall model. First one up in 'tallest model.' Also plenty of WNBA and WWE athletes out there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who do I report being attacked like this to?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A genuine self-report, lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I literally came here to post this same gif!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago