I heard he entered a sectional while the family recliner "ole brown" sat and watched helpless. The utter disgust i say
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That's why he puts on all that eyeliner. It drives the furniture wild! 😍😍😍
I wouldn’t let this ‘guy’ fuck YOUR couch. Look at the predator look in ‘his’ eyes…
Why give the disclaimer. 🤷♂️ When they go low let's meet them down there and wipe the floor with em.
Yeah going high hasn't exactly been working. Let's give them a (metaphorical) kick in the teeth instead.
Hey, if I’ve gotta make up stories to keep fascists at bay, I’ll do it!
He also has to stay 500 feet away from furniture stores at all times.
Thats why his friends and family secretly call him JD Couch Fucker Vance, pass it along and insist on using that name every time hes mentioned
I used to have a roommate that apparently had a habit of taking honey to the shower and fucking it. We found more than one jar of honey that he denied fucking, and others that lived with him reported the same.
He would go on to sexually assault a friend of mine.
Now I'm not saying JD Vance absolutely has sexually assaulted someone under the influence, but I am saying he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
No notes, perfect
I got news, apparently his name is now JD Vance the Degenerate. Spread the news
Yep, fuck facts. Orange chimp dip shit started "fake news" with earnest and they should suffer for it.
I imagine his basement smells of pleather, dried jizz, and overconfidence.
Don't forget the bodies!
... Of literature that he absolutely keeps on hand at all times. Right next to his victims.
We do not know for a fact, that he did not do this.
A vote for JD Vance is a vote for an America where every new vehicle sold will be upholstered with rich Corinthian leather.
Corinthian leather isn't anything. It's just a made up word to sound posh like Hagen Das.
you suck, McBain!
While I do find this funny, I think it might make it more difficult to tell true facts as true when looking at the extreme shit these awful people say and do.
Is this made up? Maybe. But if it makes the American media actually pay attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what you've gotta do.
- JD Vance on why he insists Haitians afe eating pets
It's almost a direct quote from him.
I'll take full credit for any virtue signalling buzzwords like "addressing the suffering of the American people" and all the attention my dogwhistles get me. Any negative results like bomb threats and hate crimes do not exist. Also, they very much exist and are the Democrats' fault, who are evil because they make up lies for attention.
I mean, this is a cute meme. But it does seem to illustrate why playing dirty scores points while playing "by the rules" is for chumps and suckers.
Vance is a very effective sleaze. His smear of a migrant community in his home state has been devastatingly effective at stirring up a lynch mob. People are casually rejecting any semblance of truth, because "Black man ate my dog!" is this statement that resonates among his supporters and among the ambient racist fucks that are looking for someone to pander to them.
Calling him a couch fucker appears to have a better track record at deflecting his racist critiques than trying to get to the "truth" of his bigoted remarks. It forces him back on the defensive and alienates him from those same racist fucks to which he's looking to gin up turnout.
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