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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.

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[–] [email protected] 256 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.

Remember that.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (9 children)

As long as it wasn't in a row

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about if it was all at the same time?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

What if was in a column?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.

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