this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why'd you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn't you sleep them like a decent person?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OQl89ewXvc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

so if he makes his wife lasagna... I don't see the problem.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh hey did you just watch Clerks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

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