In my mouth
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
With or without milk?
"A slightly viscous, mostly-homogeneous fluid"
"In limited quantity and only during daylight hours"
"Put in the garbage disposal when I've had enough of it"
spoiler
I tried to figure out how to make a Chinese water torture/slow-drip thing work, but I couldn't figure it out
Bitter?
Columbian and trapped in a bag?
I like my men like I like my coffee, ground to dust and steeped in 95°C water for 4 minutes.
Hot?
I like my like's like I like my Like Like's always eating my Hylian Shield in the Fire Temple
At 2am from the gas station
I like my coffee like I like my beanis
And here I am lapping up coffee like its going out of style, gimme that sweet nectar of the gods