Everyone knows a bite attack's damage is just strength + successes rolled lethal damage. Agg if you are some kinda freak.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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yeah okay that happens
I'm loving the comments.
Half of them are discussing the game mechanics and damage of the bite.
The other half are sharing the feelings of affection that apparently came from being bitten.
I mean, if a friend bit you would it not cause some aff-Oh, just friends, not roommates...hm...
Of all the happenings, this is certainly the mostiust definitius.
You have to stab him with a dagger too and see which is worse.
You have to do it many times to weigh the average
And compute the standard deviation.
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I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.
also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"
and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!
probablybadrpgideas Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper
And then everyone clapped.
i know people on the Internet have seemingly impossibly boring lives where nothing ever happens to them - but this isn't even that hard to believe
It just seems like a bit much to be believable to me.
It makes me think of a story that they wanted to tell, but they realized it was maybe kind of boring, so they added fun details for the sake of it.
I'm sure elements of it are true, like I'd be willing to bet the whole thing about the damage going from a d4 to d6 was just a conversation.
It's a cute story for sure, but for me, it's a touch beyond the suspension of disbelief.
But hey, if I'm wrong, I wish them many happy returns.
That when they arrived in the Hospital Like half an hour later they still had blood in their mouth that they didnt wash out, wipe away or anything?
How do you know how far they live from a hospital?
How many people have you bitten? Blood stains your lips, especially if you let it dry, it's not as easy as wiping it off. You need hot water and soap, which might not have been in the car during the trip to the hospital.
"yeah let me thoroughly clean myself off before rushing this man to the hospital"
I don't know, I don't think anyone would come up with something like this.
Frankly, it sounds plausible.
OP got blood-bonded lmao
His DM: "I don't believe you. Bite me. HARD. 😈"
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