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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

Like what the fuck were they thinking?

All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Be careful, I think at least one of my friends got married on the same grounds.