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It's a choice (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Some other phrases you can throw at them for greater impact:

God will send you to hell for doing that
Jesus would never approve of you
You lack God in your life
You're blindly following Satan's lies

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And that is how you end a joke.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I just don't understand why they feel they have to flaunt their religion. Like, we get it, you worship a zombie-corpse God and you really, really dont understand the concept of eternity but you don't have to make it your whole personality.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They proselytize because of a prophecy, that has already been fulfilled. The prophecy said that once there were Christians world wide, Christ would return. Since they don't recognize the guy that fit the bill, they assume that prophecy hasn't been fulfilled, and they need more Christians everywhere.

It basically caused the 7th Day Adventists, and The Jehovah's Witnesses to be founded. Funny thing was they got the year right, and then completely missed everything else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait who's the guy who fit the bill???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Báb and Baha'u'llah were born directly descended from David, and declared their missions in 1844 and 1863 respectively, having never actually met each other, but The Báb specifically named Baha'u'llah as his successor just before taking three regiments worth of lead to the face, for the second time that month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fed up of all their "holy days" every year. When is it unholy day?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's this spook in their religion that says everyone who's not them will get tortured forever in hell so save as many as you can, but even the ones who don't quite buy that aspect still have its lingering relative of "well if you're gonna be a casual you ought to at least let them know how great it is"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (12 children)

"Worship me as a god or ill have you tortured for all eternity."

Christians: yep, I see no problem with this. Its definitely not an abusive relationship.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (47 children)

Xians are so friendly especially the part where they believe that I am going to suffer for eternity in a lake of fire.