this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were, but we don't know if they still are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Until we get data to the contrary, we must assume they are

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

For sure, more research is required.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Obviously, the blue part is land.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

But was the lightning fast as lightening?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Damn, everybody was Kung Fu fighting?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No the fish were not clearly kung fu fighting. It's a shame really, they'd be excellent kungfu fighters

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, it was a little bit frightening

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But they fought with expert timing!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who were they and where were they from?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting. As was foretold in prophecy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Middle Earth didn't exist in 74

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not in New Zealand apparently

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I came here to say this.

We "don't exist" and we want to keep everybody believing that; don't dry to go to New Zealand, it doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No. New Zealand is there. They were not kung-fu fighting. The places they were not kung-fu fight are cored white. It's just unfortunate that it is also the background color

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Polar bears and penguins lack the coordination for true kung fu mastery

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would that mean that everybody was, in fact, not kung-fu fighting?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Every body (in the blue area) was kung-fu fighting. The parenthetical part was removed for rhyme scheme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, it means that not everybody was kung-fu fighting. The position of 'not' is important.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So at least it would be a false statement that everybody was kung-fu fighting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New Zealand doesn't exist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Possibly why it was a little bit frightening?